Open Mouth. Insert Foot.

my name is mollie. i'm full of shit 85% of the time. i drink in excess. i'm loyal to the point of irrationality. i can probably make you laugh. i'll dance to anything. i have poor impulse control. i am more comfortable sharing the intimate details of my life with an anonymous audience than with most of the people i know in real life.

April 4, 2009

“ i tell the women that the face is my experience and the hands are my soul — anything to get those panties down.

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